Friday, Dec 8, 2028

From: Supplien Fulfilment Center

Dear Jean, 

Thank you for your order. We’ll send you another email confirming when your items ship. Please know that they may arrive in separate boxes, but rest assured that they will all arrive in time for Christmas. 

Best,

Supplien

Friday, Dec 8, 2028

From: Jean W.

I did not place an order, I think my account may have been hacked. 

-J

Saturday, Dec 9, 2028

From: Supplien Fulfilment Center

Dear Jean,

Thank you for your inquiry. We checked your account and as a member of the SEAMLESS premium membership tier, your household qualifies for psychic orders. Someone in your household placed the order in 5 days from now. Our SEAMLESS membership saves time by monitoring data from your Supplien-connected devices and predicting your orders with 94.2% accuracy.

Thank you for using SEAMLESS. 

Best,

Supplien

Monday, Dec 11, 2028

From: Supplien Fulfilment Center

Dear Jean,

Your order has been delivered. Please rate your delivery on a scale of 1-5.

Best,

Supplien

Monday, Dec 11, 2028

From: Jean W.

The delivery was fine, but I don’t understand why I received a shovel and a plastic tarp.

Monday, Dec 11, 2028 

From: Supplien Fulfilment Center

Dear Jean,

Your order was placed in 2 days from now. We recommend waiting until then.

Best,

Supplien

Tuesday, Dec 12, 2028 

From: Supplien Fulfilment Center

Dear Jean,

We received your request to download your data, including all the activity, video, calls, texts, emails and intents for every member of your household. Please find the link here. You can also copy and paste the URL directly into your address bar. 

Best,

Supplien

Friday, Dec 15, 2028 

From: Supplien Headquarters

Dear Jean,

We understand that the holidays can be a particularly difficult time to lose a loved one. We sincerely hope that your husband is found alive and well. As a small gesture, please accept our automatic renewal of your SEAMLESS premium subscription for another year.

Best,

Supplien